《The Perfect Stallion》是美國動畫《彩虹小馬》的第2季第17集「連理風波」的插曲，由可愛標記童子軍演唱。
簡介
是個三位熊孩子亂搞藥水讓老哥和老師相戀的故事。- 該曲收錄於專輯《Songs of Harmony》，是專輯的第一首歌。
歌曲
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歌詞
本段落中所使用的歌詞，其著作權屬於原著作權人，僅以介紹為目的引用。
Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
車釐子溫柔善良
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
最棒的老師就她這樣
The perfect stallion you and I must find
給她籌辦溫馨約會一場
One to really make her heart so-o-oar.
替她找到心急跳的新郎
But...
但
This one's too young,
這馬太年輕
This one's too old.
他又太年老
He clearly has a terrible cold.
他顯然得了重感冒
This guy's too silly.
他太滑稽
He's way too uptight.
他又太正經
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
這位馬士看起來不錯
He seems alright...
就選他
His girlfriend sure thinks so.
她女朋友可不會樂意……
How 'bout this one?
他怎麼樣？
He's much too flashy.
太浮誇！
He might do!
沒準他行
If he weren't so splashy!
濺我們一身泥巴
Too short.
太矮
Too tall.
太高
Too clean.
太愛乾淨
Too smelly.
太糟糕
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
他居然會對果醬著迷
I don't think that we're mistaken,
我們眼光並不差
It seems all the good ones are taken.
優秀馬士早有心上馬
I really feel that at this rate,
再這樣找下去
We'll never find the perfect date.
這約會就要泡湯啦
Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
但不要就這樣放棄
Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
連理節有什麼特殊的事要幹嗎
Oh please, oh please oh please say-
拜託拜託請說沒……
（Big Macintosh）Nope.
（大麥克）沒
We did it girls,
有了
We've found the one,
我們找到了一位
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
他會讓老師心花怒放
Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight. Are you talkin' 'bout my brother?
等一下，讓我理理頭緒，他們說的是我家老哥？